Yes, I'll miss The Real Housewives and Top Chef and whatever other new show I'm bound to be addicted to *BUT* I'm doing something better. I got off my stripey-tight covered butt and am hitting the road!

It only takes 158 days or so, 6 different UW program changes, 2 jumbo-sized boxes of tissues, 3 surprise vaccinations, countless re-packing of your backpack and your entire piddley life savings to get to Cambodia, Thailand, France, Italy, Spain and New Zealand... Wowie bun bun!

Let's see how I do...


Thursday, December 31, 2009

Greetings From The Future!

It's exactly 12 hours ahead in Siem Reap. I now sit poolside in the sun, baking last night's festivities out of my whiskey-soaked brain. New Year's was a blast. I suppose I really could have been anywhere, considering I was with a group of English-speakers, drinking Jack & Cokes, and enjoying a full belly of gnocchi and salad. But, like any touristy spot, there is an abundance of comforts from home here and it's nice to succumb. I'm on vacation, after all!

The only reason I am in Cambodia at all is because Gwenn knows some people here. Like Denmark, this is not a place I ever fantasized about visiting. And, like Denmark, I find myself completely enamoured. The Khmer people are incredibly welcoming and warm. Everywhere we are greeting with "Happy New Year!", hands pressed in a prayer and huge smiles. There is a constant rumble of mopeds and tuk tuks in the streets. You are constantly asked if you need a ride and quickly get used to navigating the streets with your head shaking "no". So far I've only seen the Old Market section of Siem Riep. It's packed with restaurants, shops and bars. Our hotel is a hop, skip and a jump from The Warehouse, our Regal Beagle.
We're staying at a place the equivalent of a 3 or 4 star hotel for $32 a night. Oh, yeah. I forgot to mention how cheap everything is here. My meal last night of a giant salad, gnocchi with four cheese sauce, diet coke and bottled water cost all of $9. I already can't wait to go back. It was delicious. Possibly the best mixed green salad I've ever had. Seriously. I could go on, but I'll spare you.
Our motley crew includes Jed, the owner of The Warehouse and Gwenn's former high school boyfriend, Dave Farnham (aka Farney), Gary Hodder (aka Hodder) and Mike and Liz... All co-campers and co-workers (and now life-long friends) from a summer camp back East. Even though the rehashing of camp stories often leaves me the odd man out, they are all super friendly and fun to hang out with. Hodder is British and has that sense of humor that leaves me tinkling in my tightie whities. Our first night here I had the pleasure of kicking Gwenn and Farney's butt in pool with him as my teammate. Okay, so it wasn't so much of a butt kicking as it was winning the last of 4 games, but a victory is a victory. I was a little worried about our fate in the challenge when Hodder decided our team name would be "The Good Guys" and I reminded him, "Um. Don't good guys finish... last?". He confirmed, "Dead last, actually."


And now, a break from my yapping for some pictures:



Jed, Liz and Mike

Me and Gwenn

Farney, Hodder (who insisted on the thumbs up in every pic) and Jed behind the rooftop bar.


Liz, who has the best giggle face EVER.


Uh. This face courtesy of 3 Jack and Cokes.
I'm having problems uploading the rest... So, more to come...

I've easily eaten more pineapple in the last two days than I have in the last year. No tummy issues resulting in a #3 so far (I know you were wondering), although I think I have caught a cold from any of the following elements: living/eating/sleeping (or not) on a packed plane, in a packed airport or on a packed bus (complete with chickens). So, my runny nose is just as grateful that the Khmer believe in toilet paper as my runny ass would have been.
And on that note!
More later!


Monday, December 28, 2009

Where Am I???

Greetings! I write this from the Incheon Airport in Korea where we have a layover for the next 14 hours. Fortunately, the awesome Asiana Air has a lounge with fancy recliners, a shower station, nursing station (as in "babies", not "OR stat!") and internet access... So HI!

We've been traveling since 5 pm on the 27th. What day is it now? It's almost 6 am on the 29th here and I have no idea what that translates to back home. Gwenn got a little giddy on the plane which could be attributed to exhaustion OR the two mini bottles of vodka added to her diet coke before take-off. We watched "Up" early in the flight and discovered her plane personality was remarkably like the boy, Russell, in the movie- super chatty, energetic, inquisitive and, um, just a teensy bit annoying. And just now she just upped the ante by saying "what's this??" as she pushed the "off" button on this very computer as I was typing. Blip blop boop. Black screen. Oops. Somebody isn't operating all ten brain cells today.

To be fair, neither am I though. I can't wait for an actual bed (sometime after we land in Phnom Penh at 11 tonight) and a soak in the tub before enduring the next leg of our journey. Gwenn just told me it's a 5 hour bus ride to Siem Riep, where we'll be staying for the next several days. It's snowy here in Korea but I hear it's in the 90's in Cambodia. So glad I wore my boots!

OH! OH! OH! I almost forgot the best part of the trip so far! We saw Rhiana at JFK! She was clearing security the special round-about way as we were waiting in the horrendous line. I was determined to find her once we got through but no such luck. I didn't want an autograph or anything. I just wanted to be her BFF. Is that too much?

A side note about Kim Chee: It's the only food I've ever spit out. Seriously. Now I know what they did with the 40 pounds of poop taken from that guy's colon at the Mutter Museum. Ug.

Speaking of! I have so much to update. My goodness. Do I go all the way back to our trip to Philadelphia? (It was lovely! Fell in love with the city. Seeing Kristin and Mark was great. Did the macabre Mutter Museum. Had a blast and ate cheesesteaks.) My visit with my family in Chicago? (Also great! Lots of games and new Scrabble bingo record. By me. Hang time and laughter and lots and lots of food.) My trip back to Hartford and then NYC? (Did you know the Wendy's triple Baconator meal has 1,850 calories? Learned that on our only detour before the airport. 4 hours early, just to be safe.) I guess that's an easy way to bring us up to date.

Off to nap. Hopefully. Only 13 hours left to go!

Thursday, December 24, 2009

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I love ellipses. Those three little dots that make it okay to leave a thought unfinished... (Like right there! I did it! Did you see?) We use them when we don't want to commit to an ending or are unsure of what comes next. We use them to connect disjointed thoughts or when words fall short. This next phase of my life is full of ellipses. I haven't "ended" what I left and I'm not sure what's in store for me. I'm mostly excited, a little terrified, but I know it'll all work out. I hope it is the experience of a lifetime.

I guess that's as good of a place to start as any...

Thanks for joining my adventure!